Realities of late

The best way to wake up a baby is to put her to bed.

Also, baby's puking ability grows in correlation with the size of a cloth I've placed under her head. The bigger the cloth, the further she throws up, making sure it all lands just past the cloth and on the bed / sofa / my shirt etc.

Consequently, I smell like cottage cheese most of the time, and so does my bed. Sofa's next.

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